I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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