Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES