You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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