We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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