Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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