problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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