I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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