we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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