I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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