well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave