Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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