Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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