Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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