I hope mine doesn't look like that
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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