Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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