I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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