BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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