Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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