Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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