Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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