I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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