with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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