dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
tonight lets celebrate not being married
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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