You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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