actually, I'm a sock model
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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