These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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