what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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