we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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