Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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