Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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