I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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