My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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