Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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