I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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