I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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