Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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