How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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