I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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