If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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