just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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