at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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