Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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