it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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