do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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