that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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