his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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