There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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