I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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