i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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