Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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