We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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