I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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