i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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