i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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