There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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